Henry Kilburn loved fast cars. One day he looked out of the window and saw that the sun was shining brightly.
‘It’s a good day for a drive in the country,’ he said to himself, happily.
So, he set off in his shiny red sports car and turned on the radio. He started singing loudly to one of his favourite tunes and he put his foot on the accelerator.
The car was moving quickly through the countryside, when he went over the top of a hill and saw another car moving towards him. The woman in the car was driving very slowly, and she was honking her car horn.
As Henry passed her, she rolled the car window down, put her head out and shouted loudly, ‘Pig! Pig!’
‘What does this crazy woman want?’ Henry thought to himself angrily. ‘I know I’m driving fast, but I’m also driving carefully. Just because I’m driving fast, it doesn’t mean that I’m driving badly.’
‘You stupid cow!’ he shouted at her out of his window and drove away even faster.
Around the next corner, he crashed his car into a pig.
